Bank of England Employment Opportunity

Job requirements:

1) Tell people to accept being poor
2) Tell folk not to ask for pay rises
3) Sit back & relax
4) Wait, then enjoy a juicy pension in retirement pic.twitter.com/GXACDoIZ5u

— Michael Brown (@MrMBrown) April 26, 2023

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CBI Implodes

The CBI suspends key activities until June after a number of firms quit the UK business group following allegations of rape and sexual misconduct https://t.co/UGMisn1nL0

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) April 21, 2023

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Inflation Remains Above 10%

UK inflation remains stubbornly above 10%, the key factor being energy costs.

Strip out energy and UK inflation is comparable to Europe.

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📢 Final Eurostat data confirm that the main reason for the UK's relatively high headline #inflation rate is still #energy prices, with little difference in #food price inflation, or the 'core' rates... 👇

(These are the 'harmonised' CPIs, which may differ from 'national' rates) pic.twitter.com/0sFeGdrHwN

— Julian Jessop (@julianHjessop) April 19, 2023

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This Will End in Tears!

BREAKING: Twitter to partner with eToro to let users access stocks and crypto trading

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) April 13, 2023

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CEO of Twitter is Musk's Dog - Apparently!

Musk, who agreed to step down in December after a nonscientific Twitter poll declared he should, said he had abided by that pledge.

“I did stand down,” he said. “I keep telling you I’m not the CEO of Twitter, my dog is the CEO of Twitter.” https://t.co/jauvu0YLKh

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 12, 2023

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Danker Fired From CBI

Tony Danker, the boss of the CBI, has been dismissed with immediate effect after an investigation into complaints about his conduct in the workplace.

The CBI hired a law firm to investigate him after the Guardian approached it about the complaints. https://t.co/1Tbqe1mbhy

— Osita Mba (@DrOsitaMba) April 11, 2023

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NEU's £119M High Risk Pension Punt

 

For reasons best known to itself, the The National Education Union (NEU) has pumped three-quarters of its pension assets into risky “diversified growth” investments – what City sources say is a byword for hedge funds and private equity assets.

After inquiries from The Telegraph, the NEU said its pension trustees had conducted a review and will sell off riskier investments.

Some £119m is invested in the category, according to the latest accounts. And the 76% weighting of the overall portfolio caused alarm among pension experts.

Whether its members, who are currently striking for more pay, actually understand financial matters well enough to grasp the fact this is a high risk gamble with their pension remains to be seen!

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The Dogey Bluebird

 

The price for cryptocurrency Dogecoin spiked by about 30% Monday after Twitter CEO Elon Musk changed the app logo from its blue bird to a Shiba Inu dog, a symbol often associated with the coin.  

By happenstance Elon Musk is currently facing a $258 billion class-action lawsuit in federal court, where he is accused of engaging in a pyramid scheme by promoting the cryptocurrency. 

BTW, the bird is now back in its nest.

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The Demise of The Dollar? - BOLLOCKS!

 

China, Russia and few morons on Twitter who claim to be "experts", are becoming very excited over the alleged demise of the Dollar and the shift to paying for things in the Yuan.

Rest assured, the Dollar isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

Think carefully people, the Euro has been around for a few years now and has barely made a pin prick into the Dollar's tough elephantine hide!

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France's Billion Dollar Cum-Cum Tax Fraud - Ooh La La!

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

BANKS IN FRANCE FACE MORE THAN $1 BILLION DOLLARS IN FINES IN NEW TAX FRAUD PROBE

THE INVESTIGATING RELATES TO A DIVIDEND ARBITRAGE STRATEGY KNOWN AS “CUM-CUM”

— GURGAVIN (@gurgavin) March 28, 2023

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Lagarde Delivers The Kiss of Death To Deutsche

Lagarde on Monday - "very confident euro-area banking sector is solid"

Deutsche, today: hold my beer... pic.twitter.com/qLWBgHQ03E

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Bank of England Increases Rates by 0.25%

The Bank of England has increased rates by 0.25% to 4.25%, nd stated that more will be done if inflation persists.

I am bound to ask, given that inflation is over 10% exactly what signal do they need to increase rates more seriously?

I wonder if they know that their target for inflation is meant to be 2%?

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Inflation Hits 10.4%

Inflation has risen from 10.1% to 10.4% against and expectation of it falling to 9.9%.

One of the key reasons for the rise was restaurants and hotels.

I'm hearing some heroic attempts to blame the jump in UK #inflation on #brexitfoodshortages, so here are the facts... (🧵)

1. The biggest contribution actually came from 'restaurants and hotels' (due to price increases for alcohol, not food). Food was still a big factor, but... pic.twitter.com/DE9AK1zQ1J

— Julian Jessop (@julianHjessop) March 22, 2023

However, irrespective of where the root causes lie, it is clear that Bailey and his cronies at the Bank of England are woefully failing in their jobs. Remember, the Bank of England is meant to keep inflation at around/below 2%! 

It is high time that Bailey and his cronies are sacked!

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UBS Buys Credit Suisse For $3.25BN

 

Credit Suisse has been taken over by UBS for $3.25BN, the shareholders (who did not get to vote about the deal) have taken a 70% haircut.

Central Banks have agreed $100BN credit line.

It has been a long time coming but, as this thread explains, the demise of Credit Suisse is hardly a surprise.

🧵THREAD: 1) Credit Suisse is no more.

Here’s a look at how decades of scandals, legal issues and management upheavals led the bank to an abrupt end. https://t.co/7Oy86n4IBt

— Bloomberg (@business) March 20, 2023

It is likely that other European banks are also on the precipice.

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Shenanigans Alert!

 

With the chaos surrounding SVB and the fall then 40% rise in Credit Suisse sending spasms around the global financial markets, I foresee shenanigans ahead.

It is looking likely that $2 trillion could be injected into the US banking system by the Federal Reserve's emergency loan program, and that central banks will call a halt to ever increasing rate rises (save today's ECB rate rise which is expected to be 0.5%).

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