GREEK GOVT HASNT MADE TOO MANY FRIENDS: GUINDOS1 Join the eurozone by fiddling the books.
— Dealingroom (@Dealingroom_EN) April 15, 2015
2 Borrow an exorbitant amount of money from people, which you know you can't pay back.
3 Don't bother collecting taxes.
4 Blame everyone else for your predicament.
5 Claim an exorbitant amount in war reparations from one of your fellow eurozone members.
6 Miss all deadlines.
7 Publicly slag off fellow eurozone members, especially Germany.
8 Put together a slapdash list of half baked "reform" measures in Greek. but not in any other eurozone language.
9 Threaten to write off "illegal" debt.
10 Threaten to default and call an election if the your creditors don't come to terms with you.