Friday, June 12, 2015

No Rush To Resolve Greek Tragedy

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Greece Fucked By Membership of Eurozone

Pressure Grows For Return To Drachma

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Tsipras Threatens Eurozone

The threat is all very well and good, except for the fact that:

1 Greece entered the eurozone of its own free will.

2 Greece's entry was on the basis of fraud by the Greek government.

3 The eurozone itself is flawed, and will fail anyway.

4 Greece's best option is to default and leave the eurozone.

5 A "fuck off" fund of money has been set aside to give to Greece when it leave the eurozone.

In other words, the threats are meaningless and irrelevant.

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

Latest Greek Proposal Kiboshed In Less Than an Hour


Less than one hour later

Lancing FIFA's Septic Bladder

In the event that there is a person or organisation on this planet that hasn't received or given a bung from/to FIFA, will he/she/it please stand up and make themselves known?

Saturday, June 06, 2015

Advice To Tsipras

This isn't a "negotiation", this is a hostage situation.

Your only chance is to try to escape!

Friday, June 05, 2015

Greece Is A Busted Flush

Greece will not pay the IMF today and has instead asked to bundle its payments to the end of the month when, by happenstance, the current bailout ends.

Coincidentally Tsipras has stuck two fingers up to the Troika, and said the terms demanded by the Troika are unacceptable.

At this stage, even the most hopeful/moronic of Europhiles can surely see that Greece is a busted flush and that the best option for the Eurozone, and the Greek people, is to give Greece a wadge of  "fuck off money" and ask them to leave the Eurozone.

My advice to hapless people of Greece is simple, if you have any money left in your bank accounts take it out now; because capital controls and bail ins are coming!

Thursday, June 04, 2015

Greece and Troika Miles Apart

Despite the bullshit spouted by Tsipras that a deal is imminent, Greece and the Troika are miles apart.

The clearest and simplest evidence of the gulf between them lies in the size of their respective "ultimatums".

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

No Compromise For Greece

Despite Tsipras attempting to cobble together a 46 page list of reforms, that he hoped would persuade the Troika to release much needed funds, his efforts were in vain.

The Troika cannot be bothered to read the document and has, instead, issued its own document that Tsipras will have to sign if he wants any more money.

Harsh?

In the words of Dijsselbloem:
"It is a misunderstanding that we have to meet each other half way.

That is not our intention."
In other words, it's over Greece!

Lancing FIFA's Septic Bladder

Now that FIFA's Septic Bladder has been lanced, we will see a tidal wave of puss and poison gushing forth from the last twenty years or so of the financial accounts of that most corrupt of organisations.

Tuesday, June 02, 2015

The Farce That is The Eurozone

Greek Deal NOT Imminent


No surprises there then!

Greece Uses The C Word


Given that the world has been subjected to "deal imminent" headlines every few days over the last couple of months or so, I will believe it when I see it!

Monday, June 01, 2015

Tsipras Throws His Toys out of The Pram

Tsipras has thrown his toys out of the pram over the weekend, and vented his spleen against the Troika and the Troika's alleged threat to democracy.

The tantrum was an attempt to yet again persuade Merkel to sway the troika's hand.

She won't!

She can't!

Why does Tsipras not get this?

Greece has choice of leaving the eurozone, and taking control of its own currency. The choice is Greece's, that's democracy!

Tsipras had better stop playing politics with people's lives. There is a full scale bank run going on in Greece now, and the people of Greece need to exit the eurozone if they wish to have a chance of surviving this.