Blimey, if this isn't the definition of economic self-harm, I don't know what is!
Fresh out of the ONS oven this morning: the UK economy contracted by 0.1% in October 2025 – the second straight month of shrinkage after September's identical 0.1% drop. Over the three months to October, GDP also fell 0.1%, marking the first rolling quarterly decline in ages and leaving growth flat since June. We're talking stagnation turning straight into recession territory, with services flatlining, construction slumping, and production limping from that Jaguar Land Rover cyber-attack hangover.
And the so-called "experts"? The City economists, the media mouthpieces, the Treasury tea-leaf readers? They're all wide-eyed and gasping: "Unexpected! Weaker than forecast! Who could've seen this coming?"
Give me a bloody break.
These charlatans were predicting zero growth or even a feeble 0.1% bounce for October. Surprise, surprise – the economy went backwards again. Yet again, their crystal balls were clouded by optimism bias, groupthink, and an unhealthy obsession with Westminster whispers rather than the real world.
If these overpaid forecasters ever dragged their heads out of their arses and actually spoke to real people – the small business owners delaying hires because of Reeves's £25bn NI tax bomb, the families cutting back on spending ahead of the Budget tax tsunami, the shopkeepers watching tills go quiet – they'd have known this was coming. The punters felt the chill months ago: uncertainty freezes confidence, tax hikes kill investment, and Labour's fiscal folly delivers exactly the pain we warned about.
The grim tally:
- Services (80% of the economy): No growth in the three months to October
- Construction: Down 0.6% in October alone
- Production: Partial rebound but still dragged by manufacturing woes
- Overall: GDP hasn't budged since June – flatline to contraction in record time
- City forecasts: "0.1% growth" – actual: -0.1% (that's a 0.2% miss, folks)
This isn't bad luck. This is the direct fallout from Rachel Reeves's pre-Budget leak-fest and her post-Budget assault on wealth creators. She weaponised uncertainty, spooked markets, and now we're paying the price: businesses battening down, consumers holding back, growth evaporating.
Yet the "experts" keep getting it wrong – month after month, quarter after quarter – and still collect fat cheques for their useless predictions. Why are we paying these clowns? Why do banks, think-tanks, and media keep trotting them out as oracles when their track record is worse than a stopped clock?
Time to wake up: the real economy is run by real people, not spreadsheets in the City. The experts are paid to be wrong – and boy, do they deliver.
Reeves promised growth. What we've got is shrink, shrink, shrink. Resign? Damn right – but don't hold your breath.
Protect what's left, folks. Diversify, shield your assets, and ignore the next round of "surprised" pundits.
Amazon Suggested Reads – Arm Yourself Against the Next "Unexpected" Disaster
- “The Myth of Expert Forecasts” – why economists get it wrong every time
- “Surviving Labour's Recession” – practical guide to weathering the storm
- “Taxed to the Bone” – how to protect your wealth from the taxman
Ken Frost
Professional Cynic, Chartered Accountant and eternal Loanbuster
www.kenfrost.net – calling out the fiscal frauds since 2005



